The most sultry love words require the most humorous expression, so that the girl sounds funny but also moved, and it won’t sound so disgusting when you say it yourself. If you are a straight man, you must pick up a small notebook to write down Remember, these funny but touching love words, when the time is right, say them to the girl you like!

Straight men are not scary, just be afraid that straight men are literate! Pick-up

Artist culture is the magic weapon for straight men to pursue girls. Which girl will not be touched after hearing heart-warming love words? Then simply make the love words warmer, preferably so warm that she can't extricate herself.

1. Green mountains and green waters are so lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of our motherland, I must fall in love with you.

2. Girl, I see that you are handsome and upright. How about entering my ancestral grave in a hundred years?

3. How do you pronounce the word "nuiwai" the other way around? "Weinu". I love you too.

4. One day, your name will appear in my family’s household registration book.

5. Listen, I give you permission to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

　6. I don’t know if that counts as falling in love. Because we haven't said it out loud, but it seems that there is suddenly an extra person in your life, who will cry with you and laugh with you. You will feel that you suddenly have support, but it feels very strange, even if there is no such feeling of blushing and heartbeat.

7. "You come and imitate the woodpecker" "How to imitate?" "You come to be the woodpecker, I will be the tree, you peck me with your beak"

8. I always I can smell your rich aroma in the morning, in the evening, every time I wake up from a dream, especially when I am hungry.

9. How would you describe the way you look at him? It’s probably the same as the way I look at you. I also think it’s just like you looking at him with all the enthusiasm and sincerity, everything. With my tenderness and love, I will run with you in the fields and say: Here you go, brother!

10. That day, you Like the glass door of Meixi Lake, it crashed into my heart unpreparedly.

11. You are a little weird today and you are so cute. I am also a little weird and like you.

12. When I have thought of thousands of words, when I have written down the poem in my heart, you say loudly, you can’t read.

13. Karen Mok’s “Cloudy Day”, Stefanie Sun’s “Rainy Day”, and Jay Chou’s “Sunny Day” are all not as good as the day I saw you herding pigs!

14. I think you You are not bad. Through my observations during this period, I feel that you are still qualified to be my female support. I will give you two months.During the inspection period, those who pass the examination can be promoted to full-time positions.

15. Although you are shy in front of me, I still like you.