Couples in love want to stay together every day. Even if they chat until late, the girlfriend may not want to go to bed. How to coax her to sleep at this time? Here are 20 short stories about coaxing your girlfriend to sleep. Super sweet.

The short story of coaxing your girlfriend to sleep is super sweet:

　1. Angel and girl

One day, an angel came to this world to solve his boredom. He said to a girl: I can realize your wish, but there is only one, money, power, love, beauty and so on. The girl thought seriously and the angel flinched a little. Because he is afraid that girls will say something that he cannot do. In short, he wants girls to understand how powerful angels are, and he wants girls to worship and be grateful to him. Later the girl said: "I want to hear your good night before falling asleep every night."

　2. Black Bear and Rabbit

A long time ago there was a black bear in the forest

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He raised a rabbit and planned to eat it during the Chinese New Year

So he fed it delicious carrots and helped it take a bath every day

After all, the New Year is finally here

The black bear covered the rabbit with a red cloth and picked up the knife and fork to get ready

Suddenly the rabbit lifted the red cloth

Say loudly to the bear, are you finally going to marry me?

3. Panda

There was a polar bear. He thought the snow was too dazzling, so he kept wearing sunglasses. Suddenly One day he accidentally knocked off his sunglasses, so he closed his eyes, crawled on the ground and touched around with his paws, searching and searching, crawling and crawling, until his hands and feet were all black. Finally, he found the sunglasses. He hurriedly put on his sunglasses and walked to the waterside to take a photo. He discovered a shocking secret. He discovered that he was actually a panda.

4. Eggs

Once upon a time there were two eggs, one named Xiao Ji and the other Xiao Dan. Xiao Ji said to Xiao Dan that we are all fragile and should be placed in a bowl. One day, Xiao Dan was so sleepy that he rolled off the table. Then he said to Xiao Ji: "I'm going to break the bowl."

5. The two armies

Next to the oasis in the yellow sand of the frontier, there is an inn. The boss has a gray beard and the rice wine he makes is excellent. When the war started twenty years ago, there was a steady stream of soldiers and gangsters who came to the shop to drink. He was not angry, but the border was in chaos, and both the Hu and Han armies were greedy for his wine. When they meet in a store, they inevitably yell at each other or even kill each other. At this time, the boss secretly opened the back door and let the losing party go. He also called the victor "Soldier" and brought two jars of fine wine to appease him. They lived peacefully for several years until a new group of horse bandits broke into the desert. They took advantage of the severe fighting outside the customs to loot the oasis. The horse bandits broke into the inn, overturned tables and smashed them. The boss felt distressed and went to stop him, but was kicked away. "Bring me the money!" MaThe bandit grabbed the boss's hair and pressed it on the table. The sound of drums fighting between the two armies suddenly stopped. After a while, the people at the inn were violently knocked away, and soldiers wearing two different military uniforms poured in. "Old man, there is no need to open the back door today." The two leading generals spat at each other and said in unison.

　6. Three Rabbits

It is said that there are three rabbits who poop.

The first one pulled out was long, the second one pulled out was round, and the third one pulled out was actually a six-pointed star.

Why?

The other two rabbits also asked, and the third rabbit said, I squeezed it with my hands.

7. Physical examination

One day, the animals in the forest will serve as soldiers to defend their homes. During the physical examination, a monkey bit him hard on the tail because he didn't want to be a soldier. The inspector said: "Because I am disabled, I don't have to be a soldier." Another rabbit also bit him hard on the ear. The inspector said: "Because he is disabled, he doesn't have to be a soldier." The little bear was envious when he saw it, because he didn't want to be a soldier either! But his ears and tail were too short to bite him, so he asked the little rabbit and the little monkey to help him Find a way. The little rabbit and the little monkey beat the little bear and said, "That's okay!" Although the little bear was in pain, he happily went for the physical examination. After the examination, the little bear came out crying. The little rabbit and the little monkey hurriedly asked: "What's the result? Do you still want to be a soldier?" The little bear cried and replied: "Wow! They said I am too fat and don't need to be a soldier!"

8. Little Bear and Squirrel

After a few days, Little Bear wanted to wipe his mouth after eating lunch . So the little bear looked around and happened to see a big squirrel passing by. So the little bear caught the squirrel again and asked, "Are you afraid of getting dirty?" The squirrel said not, so the elephant wiped its mouth with the squirrel. After it was over, the elephant said: "Thank you, squirrel." But unexpectedly, the squirrel spoke at this time, "I am not a squirrel, I am the little white rabbit you used to wipe your butt a few days ago."

9. Fishing

On the first day, the little white rabbit went to the river to fish, but he caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn’t catch anything and went home.

On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: "If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will die." You!"

　10. Picking Mushrooms

Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom.

The two older ones asked the younger one to get some wild vegetables to eat together.

The younger one said: "I won't go! If I leave, you will eat my mushrooms!"

The two older ones said: "No, don't worry. "Okay."

So the little white rabbit went.

Half a year has passedOh, the little white rabbit didn't come back. One big one said: "It won't come back, let's eat it!" The other big one said: "Wait a little longer."

A year has passed, and the little white rabbit has not come back yet. The two older ones discussed: "No need to wait, let's eat!" At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it and said angrily: "Look! I knew you were going to eat me. Mushrooms!"

11. Little Pig and Little White Rabbit

The little pig likes to play with the little white rabbit. Wherever the little white rabbit goes, the little pig follows.

The little white rabbit said: "You are really my follower!"

The little pig said unhappily: "I have told you eight hundred times, you are not allowed to call me a follower!" !"

The little white rabbit said: "You are my follower!"

The little pig said: "Okay, even if I am your follower, I am still a bug. , and you? It’s just a fart!”

12. Little White Rabbit and Crow

The little white rabbit was walking on the street. At this time, a bird humming a tune flew by in the sky. crow. When the crow flew over the head of the little white rabbit, suddenly, it pooped and fell on the head of the little white rabbit. The little white rabbit was furious, "Damn, you really don't wear pants when you poop!" The crow said weakly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I didn't see you." The little white rabbit said, "My body It's bigger than you, you're blind, why are you pretending not to see?!" The crow said, "I saw it." The little white rabbit said, "You pooped on me when you saw it!" The crow said, "I need to pee." "The little white rabbit said: "Why do you poop when you need to pee?" The crow said: "I'm sorry, I wanted to pee, but when I was nervous, I pooped the wrong way╥﹏╥..."

13. The Snail and the Little White Rabbit

That summer night, the one-year-old little white rabbit was alone at home. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. He opened the door and saw that no one was there. Then he faced the ground. When I looked, I saw a snail. The snail said to the little white rabbit, "I'm very hungry. Can you give me something to eat?" The little white rabbit was furious and kicked the snail out. Two years later, it was still summer. At night, the little white rabbit was still at home alone, and there was a knock on the door. When the little white rabbit opened the door, it was still the snail. The snail said angrily to the little white rabbit: "Why did you kick me just now?!!" >

14. Two Rabbits

Two rabbits were imprisoned in a cell. Once, they finally escaped from the cell courtyard. But they had to climb 100 walls before they could reach the road. The male rabbit asked the female rabbit: "My wife, are you tired?" The female rabbit said she was not. Let's just say it's not tiring and let's continue climbing. When we got to the 99th wall, the male rabbit asked the female rabbit again: "Honey, are you tired?" The female rabbit replied: "I am tired! Let's go back!" So they turned back again.

15. Little Black Rabbit

There was a little white rabbit going on a night journey, and when he got home, he turned into a little black rabbit.

　16. White Rabbit and Golden Monkey

“Little White Rabbit, do you know which two animals are the sweetest in the world?”

“Of course I don’t know. , I am a rabbit, and I have never eaten other animals..."

"It's the white rabbit and the golden monkey!"

17. Buy toys

One day, Little White Rabbit's mother bought her a Hello kitty and a Mickey Mouse, but just after one night, the Mickey Mouse disappeared.

“Do you know what happened to Mickey Mouse?”

“Did it get stolen by a thief?”

“No, it was stolen by Hello Kitty. Eat it.”

18. Apply for a job

A software company is recruiting. On this day, the little white rabbit came to apply for a job. The supervisor felt very depressed and wanted to kick it out. The little white rabbit took out a piece of paper and a pen and wrote a few words neatly: Please don't discriminate against animals. The steward knew this was no ordinary rabbit, and out of curiosity, he decided to give it a try. The manager came up with the application conditions, which read: 1. You must be able to type. 2. Must be able to program. 3. Be proficient in at least one foreign language. So the little white rabbit came to the computer, typed an article very skillfully, and wrote a very complicated program. Then he came to the supervisor and said to the supervisor: "Meow!!"

19. Indecent assault

The little white rabbit molested a wolf and then ran away. The wolf chased the little white rabbit angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the little white rabbit sat down under a tree. Put on your sunglasses and read a newspaper. Pretending that nothing had happened, the wolf ran over and saw the little white rabbit sitting under the tree and asked, "Did you see a rabbit running past?" !" The little white rabbit replied seriously: "Is it a rabbit that molested the wolf?" The wolf shouted: "No way! It was in the newspaper so quickly!!!"

20. Stealing a Kiss

A frog secretly kissed a rabbit and ran away.

The frog jumped into the pond in desperation.

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The rabbit couldn't help laughing: "Haha, I asked you to kiss me, you must have a skin allergy!"