50 dirty jokes about flirting with girls, all of them are touching.



There are always boys who think that it is enough to be sincere when chasing girls, but sometimes you give without saying it, thinking that girls can feel it. It is very likely that girls just can’t feel it. Sometimes you still have to say something very flirty to girls. Only sweet sentences can touch her heart. Below I will share with you 50 good and dirty jokes about flirting with girls, all of which are very touching.

1. Seeing you is like walking out of a painting.

2. Your temperament is so special, you immediately attracted me when you stood in the crowd.

3. I find that I can’t live without you.

4. Your eyes are so beautiful. I really like it.

5. In fact, I want to drink with you and fall into your arms while drunk.

6. I didn’t know what love was until I met you.

7. My years have been wasted, and it would be wonderful to have you.

8. I am not afraid of your harassment and will always accompany you.

9. I’m so bored. You’ll gain strength when you come.

10. What are you doing? I'm missing you!

11. I think you are very busy, so just read the first three words!

12. I don’t like waiting for others, but I only like you.

13. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

14. I have been proud for more than ten years, but when I see you, I get scared.

15. Suppose you arrive at a place where there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

16. For someone like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

17. Do you know who I like? If you don’t know, just look at the first word.

18. If I can stay up late with you, I will also advise you to go to bed early.

19. If you dare to risk your life's happiness, I will not let you lose.

20. When you are thin, in my heart you are fat. It's stuck and can't come out.

21. You are so busy, when will you have time to marry me?

 22. I will go further, but I want to pick more roses and give you more kisses.

 23. I wanted to get to know you the first time I saw you. They gentle people call this love at first sight.

 24. If you have a boyfriend, I have only one love rival. If you don’t have a boyfriend, the whole world will be my rival.

25. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise why would I always miss you so much?

26. Girl: "I have a boyfriend, and it's impossible to have a boyfriend with you." Boy: "You can sell pork even if it's stamped Problem, not to mention you haven’t even stamped it yet.”

27. I want to share a room with you for two people, three meals a day, and four seasons.

28. Who else in the world is more suitable than us.

 29. But I never thought about this before I loved you.

30. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn’t matter who you love.

 31. I can’t say enough about you but I like you.

 32. I know there is no face that can make you fall in love at first sight, but a lot of things depend on feelings, right?

33. I can tell you the same love words from my last life without repeating them.

 34. I just need a chance. I don't care, you think about it.

 35. Anything can go wrong, don’t miss me again.

36. Have you seen The Heartbeat? So do you understand how I feel about you? My heart is pounding.

37. It’s okay if you don’t love me, let me feel sorry for you.

38. I just love you, and I didn’t say we had to be together.

39. Life is short. We have missed you for more than ten years. I will stay with you for the rest of my life and love you sincerely. I won’t make you sad or wronged.

40. You are so cold that you want me to give you aphrodisiac.

41. I like everything you like.

42. What do you want to do? Can you do it?

43. There are three kinds of people in this world, bad people, transvestites, and my people.

44. It’s not tiring to fall in love with me.

45. I am gentle, considerate and not troublesome.

46. The everlasting world will eventually come to an end, and the friendship between cut sleeves will never end.

47. I don’t want to care about you, but I feel that I can’t.

 48. I am willing to forget my name for you.

 39. I have no shortcomings. When you are with me, you don’t have to worry about whether I will suspect you. If I have a cold, you don’t have to tell me to drink more water.

50. I failed to cherish the fate of meeting you and let you love me wholeheartedly.

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